Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Witnesses? We Don't Need No Steenking Witnesses

Too bad this case didn't go to trial in Harris County, where we didn't even have a policy to test all the evidence in a case until this year.

11 witnesses would be more than enough for the needle in Houston. Hell, we don't need any here. Even when you ask for DNA? "There isn't any in the file." Sorry.

But we'll be convicting your client on no evidence anyway. kthxbye.

1 comment:

Arthur Seaton said...

If you haven't heard me say it this week--you are a massive douchebag, and an intellectually dishonest coward to boot.

Hope your week is going well!!!